Dear Blizzard, If you won't let me play with my friends who are not within the 500 SR rank, don't match me up with people who are not within my 500 SR rank.

Posted: 17 Dec 2016 09:05 PM PST

Seriously. I'm a 3867, getting paired with 3100's on my team, meanwhile I can't play with two of my friends who are 3200.
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Humanizing omnics
Posted: 18 Dec 2016 12:25 AM PST
How to train your Bastion
Posted: 17 Dec 2016 09:57 PM PST
Getting a POTG is all about positioning
Posted: 18 Dec 2016 01:10 AM PST
If Ana sleep darts a Zenyatta she should say mockingly say "Experience tranquilizer"
Posted: 18 Dec 2016 02:05 AM PST

Or make an omnic/insomniac pun.
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While it may be be frustrating at times, I love playing support
Posted: 17 Dec 2016 07:27 PM PST
Watch out DSPSTANKY, there's a new Lucio in town.
Posted: 18 Dec 2016 05:09 AM PST
Posted: 18 Dec 2016 02:04 AM PST

Hanzo and McCree walk into a western Saloon...

Posted: 17 Dec 2016 10:17 AM PST

As soon as they open the doors, McCree announces "It's High Noon, so drinks should be on the house for an hour."" The Bartender nods and starts handing out free drinks.
Hanzo pulls McCree to the side and tells McCree that the actual time is 11am, and the bartender did not know this. McCree than tells Hanzo that his time is subjective, so that is why it is High Noon anyway.
Hanzo tells McCree "Let me give you some advice, while your 12pm time is subjective, the rest of the world follows the real time of 11am, which is objective."
McCree replies "Partner, you're the last person who should be giving advice on Objective Time."
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Hey, cool! Parallaxed sprays
Posted: 18 Dec 2016 02:06 AM PST
why you bullying me?
Posted: 17 Dec 2016 04:03 PM PST
Old but gold joke from TF2 - Having one eye ain't all that easy
Posted: 18 Dec 2016 07:58 AM PST

A way to make healers more viable

Posted: 17 Dec 2016 12:12 PM PST

Every time your healer takes damage your screen flash's red Every time your healer goes below 100 health your screen flashes random colours and a loud as fuck siren blairs until your healer is not taking damage If you healer dies your screen pulsates the brightest colours physically possible and the siren blows out your speakers and blows up your computer
Edit: didn't think This would blow up so much, new personal upvote record increased from 7 to 400
Edit 2: thanks for gold guys!
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When You're On A Loss Streak With Your Main
Posted: 17 Dec 2016 10:41 AM PST
When widow's aim is worse than your game sense
Posted: 17 Dec 2016 11:19 AM PST
"Freeze! Don't mo-"
Posted: 17 Dec 2016 04:30 PM PST
LW Red does a demonic ritual before the gates open
Posted: 17 Dec 2016 07:31 PM PST
Wasn't expecting this when I switch to Zenyatta to deal with the enemy tanks
Posted: 17 Dec 2016 09:38 PM PST
Breaching the Hanamura A choke against a Mei
Posted: 18 Dec 2016 08:29 AM PST

Why is there even a 40 second window to "select" a hero in the All-Random arcade mode?

Posted: 17 Dec 2016 10:12 PM PST

Nothing you select actually matters anyways, so what gives?
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Calculated Charge
Posted: 18 Dec 2016 07:21 AM PST
The new brawl has produced the best play of the game I have ever seen
Posted: 17 Dec 2016 09:04 PM PST
I'll avenge you Soldier
Posted: 17 Dec 2016 04:41 PM PST

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