Halo - Thanks for the jiggley butts 343


Thanks for the jiggley butts 343

Posted: 18 Apr 2017 07:58 AM PDT

House of 1000 corpses

Posted: 18 Apr 2017 06:09 AM PDT

When you do something neat and someone is around to celebrate it with you

Posted: 18 Apr 2017 04:50 PM PDT

Sort of applies to all the Prometheans. Or is it just me?

Posted: 18 Apr 2017 01:58 PM PDT

ske7ch confirming no H3A (again) and no plans for Halo 3 on PC

Posted: 18 Apr 2017 08:49 AM PDT

It's E3, 2017, Microsoft's Press Conference well underway...

Posted: 18 Apr 2017 10:09 AM PDT

It's June 11th, 2017, 2:30 PM. Microsoft's E3 presentation is starting to approach it's apex.

"And now it's my honor to introduce from 343 studios, Bonnie Ross!"

The crowd goes wild as that classic Halo theme plays.

"You know, it's been a rough ride for some of us at 343", she says as the crowd calms down. "We would like to take this time to express our deepest apologies to our faithful community. Two years ago, we announced Halo: The Master Chief Collection, and understandably many of you were let down. We never intended to release a product of that low standard, and as such, today we have an announcement."

The crowd perks up, eager for what could be in store.

"10 years ago, you finished the fight..." The crowd gets silent as people hold their breath. "...and now, we'd like to announce what 343 have secretly been working on the last few years. As an upgrade for any Halo: MCC original adopters, we'd like to announce..." The crowd is ready to go nuts, eager for news on their classic games that have long since been abandoned. "...That coming to Halo 5, three classic Halo 3 reqs that the community has been demanding:

The classic Halo 3 BR, taken directly from MCC coding so only 40% of your shots will register.

Halo 3 equipment returns! We didn't have a way to patch in a way for them to work in Halo 5, but it's great for Forge decorations!

And lastly, more Elite bodies to place in Forge! We know our fans have wanted playable Elites, and we added more unique poses to make it appear as if Elites are in your match!"

The crowd looks puzzled, confused at what was just announced.

"I can tell you're all eager," Bonnie continues, "and I'd like to announce that for all early adopters of Halo: MCC, you can purchase these beginning September 17th, 2017, for a limited time for only $5 through the Halo 5 req store! It's going to be an exciting year, and we can't wait to continue with our fans and all of your loyal support! Thank you very much!"

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Master Chief is probably a virgin, now argue about it

Posted: 18 Apr 2017 02:13 PM PDT

Renegade Leaves Str8 Rippin for Splyce: My Thoughts

Posted: 18 Apr 2017 12:13 PM PDT

Escape plans are essential

Posted: 18 Apr 2017 02:24 PM PDT

Apparently Halo: Envoy is released? (Broken Street Date?)

Posted: 18 Apr 2017 06:02 PM PDT

Never have leftover nades

Posted: 18 Apr 2017 06:48 PM PDT

Easter Eggs and Secrets of Halo 5 : Xenomorphs of Blue Team #14

Posted: 18 Apr 2017 06:57 PM PDT

Uh...the Steve Downes AMA was deleted...

Posted: 18 Apr 2017 11:29 AM PDT

One thing Mercy is good for

Posted: 18 Apr 2017 04:21 PM PDT

Someone here must know what happened to this Halo blogger. I hope it's good news.

Posted: 18 Apr 2017 11:32 AM PDT

The Ark Vehicle Collection Timelapse. An oldie but a goldie!

Posted: 18 Apr 2017 09:47 AM PDT

what happened with Halo wars 2?

Posted: 18 Apr 2017 06:45 AM PDT

I liked the first one a decent bit, its no SC in terms of skill etc... but it was always fun.

This one was pretty hyped up and it got released which i heard was pretty rough then i like haven't heard a thing since?

Is it even worth trying out?

Thanks!

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My Final Halo Montage - Featuring Clips from CE, H2V, H3 and Reach

Posted: 18 Apr 2017 04:38 AM PDT

Halo MCC worth buying for online?

Posted: 18 Apr 2017 11:15 AM PDT

Iv been getting mixed emotions from people saying its dead now. Can anyone tell me if the online runs smooth, and how long wait times are? Im desperate to play old maps, and my mates dont play H5, so the forge downloaded H3 and H2 maps are useless to me.

Thanks boys.

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Halo Community Survey

Posted: 18 Apr 2017 07:59 AM PDT

Hello, my name is Ben Eggers and I am writing a college paper regarding online gaming communities. If willing please take my survey regarding this online Halo Community. Responses are completely anonymous. The link to the survey is below, thank you for your time!

https://goo.gl/forms/f6iFCNrjcQ4ykm073

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This Forerunner Forge map reminds me of 'Genesis' from Halo 5's campaign and it looks great!

Posted: 18 Apr 2017 05:57 AM PDT

Mostly luck with a little skill

Posted: 18 Apr 2017 06:51 PM PDT

Looking to start halo 5, or is it too late?

Posted: 18 Apr 2017 04:38 PM PDT

Hey! I've been wanting to get buy a Xbox one to get back into playing halo (I played reach back in the 360 days).

But I'm curious to know if there is still an active player base on halo 5?

Also addition question, compared to halo reach is halo 5 similar?

Cheers!

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Every now and then we feel like sharing stupid content. Hope you like it.

Posted: 18 Apr 2017 10:25 PM PDT

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