Grand Theft Auto V - Now that's an entrance


Now that's an entrance

Posted: 21 Dec 2017 07:34 PM PST

"Your Personal Vehicle has been Destroyed" Even though the air-intake is out of the water...

Posted: 21 Dec 2017 09:17 AM PST

Someone asked me recently how it felt to have a jetpack in GTA for the first time since San Andreas. So, I decided to make a video about it:

Posted: 21 Dec 2017 11:56 AM PST

When the Oppressor griefer attempts to make an escape but today is your day

Posted: 21 Dec 2017 07:37 PM PST

Has anyone actually watched the in game TV? The effort Rockstar put into it is amazing

Posted: 21 Dec 2017 03:42 PM PST

The cartoons have the animation quality of proper high quality shows you'd see on Cartoon Network and the commercials are absolutely hilarious. If you haven't, give it a watch.

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[Rant] I've had enough.

Posted: 21 Dec 2017 08:14 PM PST

I know people always complain after every update, but I feel like this time it's really justified.

I've been playing online since launch (about 4 years now). I'm level 550 and have a lot of stuff, but I'm trying to get the new stuff in the game. But making money has just been impossible! You can't go 5 minutes without someone blowing up your cargo with some kind of new aircraft. I've been playing for 3 hours now doing I/E and have only made $200K because people keep wrecking my shit. Just now, I was carrying in a top range car with my cargobob and some guy blew me up with the orbital cannon. The SECOND that I respawned, I was hit by another!! This comes not one hour after an I/E sale was interrupted by some jackass in an Avenger, and another car theft was ruined by someone in a jet. I consider myself quite good at this game, (K/D is 3.32) but it seems I just can't make any fucking money anymore!

Which brings me to my point. This game is my favorite game. But I feel like I'm watching my favorite game deteriorate into a fuckfest of blatant cash grabbing. Rockstar obviously incentivizes people to come fuck with your cargo so you will get mad and buy shark cards, but that just isn't going to happen. For the first time, I'm really just not having fun anymore. This game isn't what it used to be. I understand the point of this game is crime and anarchy and killing each other just for fun, but that's not what this is. People just keep interrupting me from making any money, which I'm just trying to save up to get all the cool new shit.... Which everyone is killing me with. And the cycle continues.

Get your shit together Rockstar. Remove the fucking pointless, STUPID ass orbital cannon from the game. STOP incentivizing players to stop your cargo sales. And PLEASE fix the real problems and bugs in the game instead of adding attack helis that are permanently OTR, and adding fucking homing rockets to rally Porsches and to flying Deloreans, for Christ sake.

As for the people in the community, maybe think twice before blowing up somebody's cargo for a quick buck. You are taking the bait that Rockstar is giving you and you are part of the reason this game is going downhill.

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Every GTA 5 video ever.

Posted: 21 Dec 2017 06:57 AM PST

[Spinning Pre-made intro with shitty dubstep music over their channel name]

"Hey what's up guys, welcome back to another video. In this video, I'll be showing you guys the brand new jetpack in Grand Theft Auto 5 online. But before we get into this video, please be sure to like, favourite and subscribe to keep up with the latest grand theft auto 5 content. Also, please make sure you follow my Twitter, follow my Facebook and follow my Instagram in order to keep up with the latest and greatest posts for Grand Theft Auto 5 content."

"Before we get into the details, please be sure to comment down below what your favourite part of the video was with #ImAMoneyWhore in order to enter my $60 shark card giveaway, where I will be giving away 100'000 shark cards to everyone who comments, subscribes and likes the video! Now that that's out of the way, lets get into the video!"

Note: This post was primarily to poke fun at the GTA youtubers who copy each other and always say the same crap in order to reach ten minutes and get that sweet add revenue. Why is everyone the same and nobody is original? There's really only a few GTA youtubers out there who release original contest without mass clickbait and fake giveaways. There's very few unique pieces of content that is actually enjoyable and isn't more of the same. It's annoying and it's probably not going to go away, which sucks as I don't want to watch these videos but they always end up in my recommended feed.

Have a nice day reader!

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Anyway to make Lester shut the fuck up?

Posted: 21 Dec 2017 05:33 PM PST

I'm doing the heists with my friends, Lester just constantly rants the entire time, is there any way to turn off voice volume other than literally turning the master volume down?

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Avoid The Beach As Much As Possible For Realism

Posted: 21 Dec 2017 11:47 PM PST

Can we have a permanent snow option, please?

Posted: 21 Dec 2017 09:01 AM PST

I mean, really, snow's really beautiful and fun, hell it even makes the game's performances better.

Why can we only have it a couple of busy days a year?

Can't we have the permanent option to hop into a snow server and have it as a weather setting in lobbys?

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Snow!!!

Posted: 22 Dec 2017 12:09 AM PST

You are witnessing elegance in the form of a black elephant - Killer Mike, 2012 (Cognoscenti 55)

Posted: 21 Dec 2017 12:30 PM PST

Snow is Here

Posted: 22 Dec 2017 12:35 AM PST

Enjoy The Snow!

Posted: 22 Dec 2017 12:27 AM PST

Are you supposed to be able to have the jetpack in the bunker? Because I can't get it out

Posted: 21 Dec 2017 03:14 AM PST

Car Name

Posted: 22 Dec 2017 02:00 AM PST

Can someone tell me the car name of the car at the begging of the video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtzwtLal7bk&t=1s

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Panther like a Panther (Ocelot Penetrator)

Posted: 22 Dec 2017 01:20 AM PST

Ways to fully regen health during missions/heists?

Posted: 21 Dec 2017 09:34 PM PST

Besides snacks, is there any other way?

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I want to hear your thoughts on this one (Vapid Riata)

Posted: 21 Dec 2017 07:19 PM PST

Snow is Here!!!

Posted: 22 Dec 2017 12:58 AM PST

Is there a way to keep my hood up after I exit a car? I'd like to keep the hood up 24/7 but every time I get in a car the hood goes down automatically.

Posted: 22 Dec 2017 12:44 AM PST

Pretty much title

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Is it possible to buy the flamethrower above the door at ammunation?

Posted: 22 Dec 2017 12:36 AM PST

Or is it just decorative and is there a way to get the knifes off the shelf in the middle of the store?

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Import export glitch

Posted: 22 Dec 2017 12:27 AM PST

Have they patched the vechiles cargo glitch where sometimes your cars would spawn but it still told you to steal it.

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Is this game for me?

Posted: 22 Dec 2017 12:22 AM PST

I have never played any GTA games before aside from a little San Andreas as a kid. I want to casually play the game and just fuck shit up in the open world, but I've gotten the impression that GTA5 is more about online play and progression. I'm wondering if this game is still for me or not.

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