How to Properly Prepare a Spycrab for Consumption - Team Fortress 2

Ingredients

1 Northern Steaming Spycrab, Raised in Cruelty-Free Farms
1 Pint of Fresh-Squeezed Lemonade, from Sniper
3 Olives harvested from Russia (ask Heavy)
4 Leaves of any variation of lettuce from Russia (ask Heavy)
(Optional) 6 Oz. of Tartar Sauce

Materials

1 Necro Smasher/Hot Hand
1 Gas Passer Canister
1 Degreaser

Steps

Step One: Airblast your Northern Steaming Spycrab to an appropriate location, such as the shed in Hightower

Step Two: Douse your Spycrab.

Step Three: Use a puff from your Degreaser to set it aflame.

Step Four: Melee it to death, to tenderize it.

Step Five: Wait for the flames to die out.

Step Six: Move onto a plate, soak in lemon juice

Step Seven: Serve with lettuce, olives (and tartar sauce), enjoy!