Destiny - Weekly Reset Thread [2017-03-28]


Weekly Reset Thread [2017-03-28]

Posted: 28 Mar 2017 02:01 AM PDT

Nightfall: Shadow Thief

Modifiers

  • Void Burn
  • Arc Burn
  • Solar Burn
  • Ironclad
  • Daybreak

Heroic Strike Playlist

Modifiers

  • Heroic - Enemies appear in greater numbers and are more aggressive.
  • Arc Burn - Arc Damage from any source is greatly increased.
  • Specialist - Special Weapon damage is favored.
  • Juggler - No ammo drops for your equipped weapon.

Vendor Planetary Material Exchange


Raid Challenge Mode: Aksis


Crucible Playlists:

  • Zone Control
  • Pending Data from Tower...

Challenge of Elders

Modifiers

  • Berserk - Minions of the Darkness won't flinch, even after massive damage.
  • Chaff - Player radar is disabled.
  • Melee Kill Bonus - Melee kills are worth more points.
Round Boss Enemy Race
1 Pilot Servitor Fallen
2 Val Aru'un Cabal
3 Overmind Minotaur Vex

Bounties

Name Description
Impressive Performance Earn points in Challenge of the Elders
Light Show With your Fireteam, generate Orbs of Light in Level 41 Prison of Elders or Challenge of the Elders.
Shock Trooper Use Arc abilities to kill enemies in Level 41 Prison of Elders or Challenge of the Elders.

Iron Lord Artifacts

Name Primary Talent
Memory of Silimar In the Crucible, resistance to damage-over-time attacks is greatly increased.
Memory of Skorri When your super is full, nearby allies' supers recharge faster.
Memory of Jolder Removes sprint cooldown penalty.

Shiro-4 Vanguard Scout Bounties

Name Description
Crushing Blows Use the Iron Battle Axe or powerful enemy weapons to decimate hostile threats.
Together We Rise Complete Public Events in the Plaguelands.
Stay Down Defeat Fallen.
Archon's Forge: Captains Complete Captain encounters in the Archon's Forge.

Titan Vanguard Bounties

Name Description
Strike Elite Earn "Gold Tier Achieved", "Silver Tier Achieved", or "Bronze Tier Achieved" Medals.
Sunrise Earn a Gold Tier Achieved Medal in the Nightfall before time expires.
Merciless Get 9 rapid enemy kills to earn "Rampage" Medals in SIVA Crisis Strikes.

Lord Shaxx Bounties

Name Description
Taking Control Exercise your skills in the Control match type.

Banshee-44

Arms Day Test Weapons

Weapons Weapon-Type Completion Method Perk
SUROS TSA-10 Auto Rifle Use in the Crucible N/A
Omolon Test FR1 Fusion Rifle Use against Vex Minotaurs Rangefinder
Häkke Test-A Hand Cannon Score Crucible kills Partial Refund
SUROS TSR-10 Rocket Launcher Use against high-ranking enemies N/A
Häkke Test-A Sniper Rifle Make double-kills Surplus

Arms Day Foundry Orders

Weapons Weapon-Type
SUROS ARI-45 Auto Rifle
Omolon Tuonela SR4 Scout Rifle
Omolon Kumakatok HC4 Hand Cannon
Häkke Herja-D Pulse Rifle
SUROS JLB-47 Rocket Launcher

Data provided by DestinyTracker

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Age of Triumph - Ask Your Questions Here Megathread

Posted: 29 Mar 2017 09:19 AM PDT

Please use this thread for all general questions about the content post Age of Triumph release.

All general questions about AoT including Crota's End challenge mode will be regulated to here or existing topics due to the sheer number of reposted questions that have been answered already.

This thread is sorted by new so please use that to answer each others questions.

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Shout-out to Bungie for adding the "failed challenge" tool tips to the raids.

Posted: 29 Mar 2017 06:59 AM PDT

I don't think anyone expected them to do this, and it's insanely helpful. Six of us in Crota last night all gave a pleasant "Ohhh!" when we saw them.

I like this kind of UI work - it didn't eliminate too much of the mystery of figuring out what the challenge was, but added a helpful layer that made it less frustrating and more problem solving.

THANKS BUNGO

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So I made a gif of my favorite part of Cayde's trailer.

Posted: 29 Mar 2017 10:17 AM PDT

Solo 390 Crota's End - Full Raid

Posted: 29 Mar 2017 03:47 AM PDT

Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXDEx2p6BiE


Finally managed to finish the solo for the entire 390 Crota's End raid :) The biggest changes were the Bridge and Crota obviously, but of course self-res came to the rescue getting around certain mechanics again! Overall it wasn't too difficult to complete, but it's definitely a step up from the old raid and a much longer process.

Overall really loving the new update though, has been a great challenge and refreshing with how they changed it all. After spending most of the day inside Crota's End, I can see why they wanted to stagger them out and release this one first so people could really appreciate it. Looking forward to Vault of Glass next week and the solo possibilities!

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390 Crota killed with one Sword

Posted: 29 Mar 2017 04:31 AM PDT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqC-wz7o0ck

Just saw this on Facebook and couldnt believe my eyes.

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Cayde-6: Ask and ye shall receive

Posted: 29 Mar 2017 05:47 AM PDT

Nice little trick for the Crota's End raid Ir Yut challenge

Posted: 29 Mar 2017 07:17 AM PDT

While running the Crota's End raid last night as my sunsinger warlock I found out you can kill Ir Yut after lithergy has killed everyone. After multiple attempts and getting closer and closer, I finally got just outside of Ir Yut's chamber when lithergy ended and killed everyone. As the timer was counting down I noticed the sword was still sitting there still. I figured what the hell and ressurected. One of our team has already whittled Ir Yuy's health way down, so I grabbed the sword and swung. Lo and behold it worked and challenge was completed.

Tl:dr Let a sunsinger warlock grab the sword for the challenge because they can res and still kill Ir Yut after lithergy kills everyone.

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New light changes with age of triumph

Posted: 29 Mar 2017 05:32 AM PDT

From what I've seen no one has even mentioned about the new light changes with rise of iron. Possibly you may not know what changed but here is what did

-Rare (blue) engrams now drop up to 385 light (formerly 365)

-legendary (purple) engrams now drop up to 390 light (formerly 385)

-exotics are unchanged, they still drop up to 400

-all vendors now sell gear at 380 light (before this they sold 350 light gear) (xûr is unchecked as he hasn't shown yet)

-package vendors now drop gear at 400 light (formerly 390 light)

-challenge of elders now give 390 light (I think, haven't checked)

-all new raids give 400 light gear (I'm sure you all knew that)

-strikes and nightfall now drop 390 rare gear (blues) (formerly 365-385)

-court of oryx unchanged

-archons forge now gives gear at 400 light (formerly all gear dropped up to 385 light )

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Don't know if this has been noted, but Archons forge weapons now drop at 400

Posted: 29 Mar 2017 01:09 AM PDT

Edit: It's all gear from Archons forge drops UP TO 400LL, for clarification.

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Age of Triumph - Crotas End - Loot Table

Posted: 29 Mar 2017 02:43 AM PDT

Good Morning Guardians,

Hope you are all enjoying Age of Triumph

Below is a quick list of all items you can drop from the 390 Crotas End Raid - Although the items remain the same, there has been a slight shake up in the encounters they drop from


Edit - With a very big welcome to the 'Black Spindle' popping up in the Raid

Edit2 - 390 Crota Shader appears to be either super RARE or potentially bugged. Check those Kiosks Guardians


The Abyss

Armour

  • Class item

  • Guarenteed Legendary Engram

  • Artefact Chance

Weapons

  • N/A

Inventory

  • 'Knuckles of Eao' - Reward Buff

Side Note

  • The Abyss Chest is STILL available. It appears to have now been made 'static' and is within the 6th door along on the left handside of the Abyss Spawn. Reports are that the chest holds Legendary Engrams, no other details at this point - Further confirmation that an EXOTIC has also dropped from this chest

The Bridge

Armour

  • Arms

Weapons

  • Swordbreaker (Shotgun)

  • Light of the Abyss (Fusion Rifle)

  • Hunger of Crota (Rocket Launcher)


Shreikers Run - Thrall Wave

  • Chest now carries a chance at Exotic Drops (Regular drops, not adept Weapons)

  • Class item chance award in the chest at the end if you make it in time

  • Artefact Chance


Ir Yut, Deathsinger

Armour

  • Chest

  • Boots

Weapons

  • Black Spindle

  • Word of Crota / Adept version from Challenge Mode completion

  • Fang of Ir Yut / Adept version from Challenge Mode completion

  • Abyss Defiant / Adept version from Challenge Mode completion

  • Oversoul Edict / Adept version from Challenge Mode completion

  • Please note - When completing Challenge Mode you are guaranteed one of the above Primary Adept Weapons. Some players have reported double Adept Drops also. Happy Hunting Guardians

  • Light of the Abyss (Fusion Rifle)

Inventory

  • Guarenteed 1 Age of Triumph Ornament for Challenge Mode Completion

  • Emblem for Challenge Mode Completion


Crota

Armour

  • Helmet

Weapons

  • Word of Crota / Adept version from Challenge Mode completion

  • Fang of Ir Yut / Adept version from Challenge Mode completion

  • Abyss Defiant / Adept version from Challenge Mode completion

  • Oversoul Edict / Adept version from Challenge Mode completion

  • Please note - When completing Challenge Mode you are guaranteed one of the above Primary Adept Weapons. Some players have reported double Adept Drops also. Happy Hunting Guardians

  • Song of Ir Yut (LMG)

Inventory

  • Ghost

  • Sparrow

  • Ship - Bane of the Dark Gods

  • Shaders (New Crota Shader reportedly Super Rare) / Glowhoo confirmed to drop

  • Guarenteed 1 Age of Triumph Ornament for Challenge Mode Completion

  • Emblem for Challenge Mode Completion


Bow to no one - Deathsinger / Crota SGA

  • There are a total of 6 Ornaments to be earned on Crotas End

  • 1 hit from the sword will KILL the Deathsinger for Challenge Mode so don't panic about damage, just hit her!

  • Celestial Nighthawk ONE SHOTS the Oversoul at Crota (When paired with perks 'Deadeye & Over the Horizon)

  • Shader in the Kiosk unlocks for completion of 390 Crotas End (Edit - Reports that players have actually had this DROP in game but seems rare - Either Super Rare Shader or potential bug?)

  • First completion of the Weekly Raid activity Guarentees an Age of Triumph Ornament - Account wide

  • For the Challenge at Crota - You CANNOT drop the Sword (This is not to say you can't drop it at all, you can but that's your sword run over for the Challenge). If you drop it and pick it up a second time (At ANY point of the encounter with any Swordbearer Sword) a message will appear that states 'Challenge Failed'

  • You can complete the Raid WITHOUT challenge and go back to it, COMPLETE the Challenge for the Challenge Rewards

  • SGA Added by u/Rescallejas that I believe should see some light for maybe a few of us to try -

"If you pop weapons with illuminated at the rock where you jump before getting to Crota, the orbs plus the buff is insane, 7 hits plus sword super brings health down to the R, one hit away from enraged. And if sword and team are quick enough can get a third dps on the first sword and finish him"


TLW

If you haven't tried this Raid yet, I cannot recommend it enough

The challenge modes are engaging and if you haven't ran the Sword on Crota then please jump right in, one of the best parts of Destiny IMO

Good Luck in the Pit, Guardians

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Run Archons Forge for your 20 gold tier public events for the book

Posted: 29 Mar 2017 09:35 AM PDT

I found 5 people there last night and finished 20 in under an hour after spending 30 minutes on earth like a dummy!

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How do you unlock the spelunker node (page 11) in the AoT book?

Posted: 29 Mar 2017 05:17 AM PDT

The only information given is "disturb the remains" and I have no idea what this means. Some people have mentioned it being related to the original loot cave but unsure if this is true.

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Y3 Necrochasm Quest : Thrall/Knight/Wizard Farm

Posted: 29 Mar 2017 08:48 AM PDT

Seeing the amount of people actually doing the Year3 Necrochasm quest, I wouldn't be surprised some people are wondering where to go to farm Thralls/Knights/Wizards to "feed" their Husk of the Pit.
So to help these people, I propose we all share our spots.


Thralls

  • The Dark Beyond : Fast and easy, this good old method (as old as Destiny itself) consist in running through the mission until you revive a fallen guardian. Once the cutscene over, kill as many thralls as you can (there will be quite a lot of them), then die and repeat.
  • Siege of the Warmind : Also an old farming spot. Run through the mission until you get in the Bunker. There will be a lot of thralls in here, kill them all then jump of the map to kill yourself and repeat the process. This is probably even faster than the previous method. Thanks to /u/Avant_Guardian_, /u/DooceBigalo and /u/Bodhief for reminding me of that mission.
  • Crota's End : Another way of harvesting thrall souls for your Husk of the Pit is jumping in the Abyss of Crota's End. Many thralls will be waiting for your Husk to quench its thirst on their lost souls. Thanks /u/vanmas for this one.

Knights

  • The First Firewall : If you (still) have access to this mission, it's a good spot according to /u/DerrekSCWS. (source)
  • Dreadnaught Patrol : Run around the Court of Oryx, there's a bunch of knights spawning here and there (counted at least 5 or 6 of them).
  • Earth Patrol : Go to Rocketyard, 4 knights are in this area and they respawn fairly fast. Thanks to /u/xThe_Songbirdx for the quite detailed spawns. Also reported by /u/BroAmerican and /u/theRidict.
  • Moon Patrol : Near the beginning of the Summoning Pits Strike, right at the entrance of the undergrounds, 3 knights spawns quite often there. Thanks to /u/Expired_Water for remembering me of these 3 lads.
  • The World's Grave : If you're an adept of the "Rinse'n'Repeat" Method, you can run through that mission until the very last room, kill all knights (there should be 1 outside the room and 2 inside), die and repeat (you will respawn not far from that room).
    If you play with a friend who needs thralls, you can stick together and do this missions since there's a bunch of thralls at the same checkpoint.
  • Chamber of Night : If you're more into running though a mission crushing everything on your road, this a pretty good mission : I counted a good dozen of knights. Only downside : it actually take some time to encounter your first knight.
  • Siege of the Warmind : Same checkpoint as for thralls, just go for the knights (2 of them spawn here). /u/itsnotunusual_rk (source)

Wizards

  • Dreadnaught Patrol : When running around Court of Oryx, you have a chance to meet with wizards. From what I've heard, when standing in the CoO room (where you spawn at the Beginning of Oryx Raid), go on one side (like if you'd go grab the orb) and there should be a wizard, kill it, then run to the other side and if everything's going as planned, a wizard should be waiting for your wrath. Once dead, the first one should've respawned, so just repeat the cycle. Thanks to /u/HS_MM for clarifications and /u/alexagogo for even more clarifications.
  • Chamber of Night : Run through the mission until you get to a room where a ship will spawn dropping a wizard and a bunch of acolytes. Kill the wizard and... you get it, "Rinse'n'Repeat" ! Idea of /u/Captain_Crouton_X1.
  • Lost to Light : Beginning of the mission, you'll get in a darkness zone. There's one wizard, kill it, die, repeat. Simple. Thanks to /u/geogoose. (source)
  • The Last Array (LL240) : First of all, put the mission at Light Level 240. Run all the way to the end of the mission where hive ships starts appearing. 2 wizards will spawn from the first ship, kill them and jump off the cliff to repeat the process. Personally, I find this spot to be quite slow compared to the previous ones, but it did work for /u/LarryLevis.
  • Moon Patrol : Go underground and make your way from one side to another killing every wizard on your way. Might be a bit hard to orientate yourself if you're not used getting down there, but you'll eventually make it. It's not one of the fastest methods though... Proposed by /u/Jackbraun443.
  • Summoning Pit : At Final Boss arena, just stay to that little room you just came from and destroy the shrieker. Eventually a group of 3 wizards should come for you. See the step-by-step mini "guide" of /u/FloridaVikingsFan.

UPDATE 1 : Started adding new spots. Will keep adding as I test out the propositions to see if it's actually viable as farming spots.
UPDATE 2 : Really happy about the amount of people participating in this thread. I'll keep posting spots, but might slow down sooner or later to actually play some AoT. ;)
UPDATE 3 : Ok, starting to be very sleepy and still 30 comments late... Will continue tomorrow.

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Text + Video Guide of Every New Dead Ghost Added in Age of Triumph

Posted: 28 Mar 2017 09:42 PM PDT

Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OL2dR-JjbU

The above is a quick, to the point guide for the locations of every dead ghost added in Age of Triumph. There are 10 total. 1 from the Tower, 1 from Crota's End, and 8 from PVP maps (one from the PS4 Exclusive Sector 618). Below is where they all are, including descriptions and timestamps. I've seen individual guides of some of these, but not an all put together guide in order including text; so figured this would be helpful.


Timestamps/descriptions:

00:00 - Ghost Fragment: Lord Shaxx
The Tower - Climb slightly up the tree near the Gunsmith.

00:25 - Legend: Rezyl Azzir - The Triumphant Return
390 Crota's End Raid - At the very beginning of the raid before you drop down, head to the plate where you form the bridge. Head over the cliff to the left, and on the far beam/structure goes down towards the hole, the ghost will be sitting there.


The rest are in Crucible/PVP Private Matches (I'll refer to them by Control spawns):

00:50 - Ghost Fragment: Cayde-6
Exodus Blue - Inside the Car near the A spawn flag.

01:10 - Ghost Fragment: Eris Morn
The Anomaly - In the very middle of the map on the rotating structure, in the gap/center of it.

01:34 - Ghost Fragment: Lord Shaxx 2
Twilight Gap - In the small room in the hallway lower that connects the C flag/party room (directly across where the Special Spawns near that middle turret).

02:03 - Ghost Fragment: The Last Word 5
Frontier - Near the heavy spawn on the cliff/open side of the map. Where you can fall off there's a ledge with the ghost.

02:28 - Ghost Fragment: The Reef 4
The Drifter - Directly behind A spawn there's a little ledge you can jump on over the railing, it's floating on top of htat.

02:51 - Ghost Fragment: Thorn 5
The Cauldron - In the bones tunnel near C flag, it's sitting on the roof/inside those bones.

03:12 - Shadows of Yor
The Dungeons - Top middle of the map, sitting on top of the giant crystal.

03:35 - Ghost Fragment: Fallen 6 (PS4 Exclusive)
Sector 618 - This can be found between B and A points. If you're at B, head towards A but go into the far corner rather than turning. It's in the ball bag in the corner.

And that's all of them! They're all really easy to get to so it doesn't take too long to grab them all :)

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[Spoiler] AoT - Vault of Glass

Posted: 28 Mar 2017 06:58 PM PDT

Something I found: Spoiler: look at your own risk. GIF of it

So I wanted to see if VoG had any map updates since we see the updates with CE go across 30, 33 and 390 level raids. Didn't have any friends to go in with so I glitched open the door by unloading the door for 2 minutes. Then I went in and down to the Templar Well. The Templar encounter map has changed including:

  • The Left-side pillar that people stand on during legions has been heightened (not able to get on top of)
  • The hidey-hole with the back route to gorgons is blocked (assuming until after Templar is killed)
  • The hidey-hole in the front right pillar that people use during VoG solo's is blocked.
  • The hidey-hole above Templar spawn people use during conflux's has a soft-kill boundary
  • The tall pillars which could be used to get back up to the Templar Well spawn area have soft-kill boundaries on them

Maybe if some people get full fireteams going, new mechanics may be available to play with as well. Haven't been able to do much solo without the hidey-holes :P

EDIT: Added a gif to show the Spoiler.

EDIT 2: Reordered the information putting the important thing first.

EDIT 3: Updated to a better quality gif.

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Two Tips for Swordbearing at Crota

Posted: 29 Mar 2017 08:27 AM PDT

Haven't seen these in any recent posts, so I thought I'd contribute.

If you hold forward like you're trying to walk inside of Crota and spam RT, you can do the ground pounds faster than standing still and spamming RT.

It helps to have at least one orb of light on the ground when you pick up the sword so you can get the sword super during your second down. The super can be used at any time to cancel the slam/right trigger animation. If you have the sword super, you can go RT-Super-RT in about the same amount of time it would take to do 2 RT attacks normally. Activating the super the instant your first slam connects with the ground cancels the recovery animation letting you go directly into another RT attack.

EDIT: RT on Xbox is R2 on Playstation. Thanks /u/play_xd

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Deathsinger Challenge Strategy in one image

Posted: 29 Mar 2017 11:57 AM PDT

Deathsinger challenge is about killing everything quick and in a timely manner, you want everyone with offensive supers to finish the challenge and defeat Ir Yut before she her Liturgy of Ruin song wipe out your team.

I made this guide to help few friends out with my rusty photoshop skills and I decided to share it here to help people who might need it.

Here you have it

Enjoy!

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Adept Raid Primaries have new flavor text

Posted: 29 Mar 2017 06:34 AM PDT

Compilation spreadsheet here

Pretty interesting. For the WotM ones, Banshee/Gunsmith has been mentioned in two of the weapons, maybe in a sense that he was able to "perfect" these weapons. The KF ones add more detail to the original flavor text, which describe the time when these characters were Taken (or killed?). Otherwise it's just good to read them side by side.

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[FAN ART] Welcome back, Crota!

Posted: 29 Mar 2017 04:37 AM PDT

https://twitter.com/KevinRAGES/status/846853362993827840

Quick sketch using mangastudio program in Cintiq tablet. Kinda want to draw the Defender Titan with bubble on lower right now.

Happy Age of Triumph!

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This better be the first thing I hear when I load up the first mission of Destiny 2.

Posted: 28 Mar 2017 07:17 PM PDT

"Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Earth."

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Who Else Got Hit in the Feels When They Loaded Up Destiny and it Was the OG Title Screen and Music?

Posted: 28 Mar 2017 02:52 PM PDT

Just me? Ok then...moving on.

FEELSMAN

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Full Age of Triumph Quest Guide

Posted: 29 Mar 2017 10:38 AM PDT

Hi Guardians!

 

The quest introduced in Age of Triumph is a long one, it took me about 7 hours to fully complete but I thought that now I have completed it I would write a guide to help you work out if it is worth your time.

I have the guide available in video form here!

 


 

Step 1: Complete 5 Heroic Story Missions in the Story Playlist

Step 2: Complete 3 Patrol Missions on Each Destination

Step 3: Kill 3 Court of Oryx Enemies Summoned by a Antiquated Rune / Perfected Champions in Archon's Forge

Step 4: Visit the Speaker in the Tower

Step 5: Complete 3 Heroic Strikes

Step 6: Complete the Weekly Nightfall Strike

Step 7: Complete a Challenge of the Elders

Step 8: Complete 2 Crucible Bounties from Lord Shaxx

Step 9: Return to the Speaker in the Tower

Step 10: Complete the Weekly Featured Raid

Step 11: Return to the Speaker in the Tower

 

For completing this quest you will receive a 400LL Age of Triumph Class Item for your character which goes perfectly with the Eververse set of armour.

http://imgur.com/a/1t3lI - The white one is the normal titan class item and the red is with chroma activated, although it can be any chroma colour you want.

 

Hopefully this guide was useful for you and helps you work out if you want to put the effort into completing it!

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Wonder what Led Zepplin song we'll hear during the reveal trailer tomorrow...

Posted: 29 Mar 2017 06:12 AM PDT

Title.

Not sure if we're getting a live action trailer like yesterdays teaser or if the trailer will feature gameplay/cinematics, but I'm sure Zepplin will filter in somehow.

I'm thinking maybe "Communication Breakdown" or "Rock N Roll"

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The new Ghost fragment about Cayde is hilarious.

Posted: 28 Mar 2017 10:26 PM PDT

Here's the text, for those of you who want it:

CATEGORIES Andal Brask Ghost Fragments Zavala ADDED IN Age of Triumph > REMOTE VANGUARD DATABASE TEXT-ONLY SEARCH INITIALIZED. WELCOME, USER "ACEOFHEARTS". PLEASE ENTER SEARCH QUERY.

?> news about cayde

THERE ARE 4 NEW ARTICLES SINCE YOUR LAST SEARCH 26 HOURS, 33 MINUTES AGO.

?> thats way too low

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?> whos more popular than cayde

SORRY, I DIDN~XXX

?> whos more popular than cayde-6

SORR ~XXX

?> first article about cayde

THE FIRST CITY NEWS ARTICLE ABOUT 'CAYDE' WAS 126 YEARS 11 MONT~XXX

?> 126 years ago?????? im way older than that

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?> did we get invaded by horse people

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?> did horse people ever exist

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?> did fallen ever ride horses

NO.

?> what were we talking about

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?> traveler road trip snacks

SINCE THE TRAVELER'S FINAL EXODUS FROM IO PRIOR TO THE COLLAPSE, ECHO MESA HAS BEEN A POPULAR PILGRIMAGE DESTINATION FOR GUARDIANS. AS THE TRAVELER'S TRANSFORMATION OF THE JOVIAN MOON WAS INCOMPLETE, IO'S CLIMATE AND GEOGRAPHY DO NOT SUPPORT AGRICULTURE IN THE CONVENTIONAL SENSE. VANGUARD COMMANDER ZAVALA THEREFORE RECOMM~XXX

?> zavala snacks

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ALL RESULTS TAGGED W~XXX

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WARLOCK VANGUARD IKORA REY IS CURRENTLY IN THE UNDERWATCH. WOULD Y~XXX

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THANK YOU FOR USING THE VANGUARD TEXT-ONLY DATABASE, USER "ACEOFHEARTS". BE BRAVE.

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Lest We Forget

Posted: 29 Mar 2017 10:13 AM PDT

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