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Dota 2 - Treasure 3 anticipatory dad jokes

Treasure 3 anticipatory dad jokes

Posted: 24 Jul 2018 04:12 AM PDT

Hey /r/Dota2,

there's been a lot of excitement over the upcoming release of treasure 3 and the countdown to the International that has this time manifested in the form of dad jokes.

As per our rules on repeated submissions, we like to limit each type of post from overwhelming the front page so we started removing posts when there's more than ~3 on the front page at a time.

In the meantime you can use this thread to get those jokes out there for everyone to appreciate.

Also, check out our friends at /r/dota2dadjokes/

Some notable posts removed from the frontpage:

 

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Dota Summit 9 Survival Guide

Posted: 24 Jul 2018 09:09 AM PDT

Dota Summit 9

Presented by Beyond the Summit

The ninth installment of The Summit will be held in July 2018. The announcement was made in a short clip at the end of Smash Summit 6, in May 2018. With only a few short weeks left before the culmination of the 2017/18 Dota 2 Pro Circuit, The Summit will serve as the final practice area for some teams ahead of The International 2018.

Streams

English | Russian

Broadcast Talent

Grant "GranDGranT" Harris
Owen "ODPixel" Davies
Kyle Freedman
Brian "BurningSylarJamma" Canavan
Vitalii "v1lat" Volochai
Alexander "XBOCT" Dashkevich
William "Blitz" Lee

Prizes

The prize pool is $100,000 USD.

  • 1st: $TBD,000
  • 2nd: $TBD
  • 3rd: $TBD
  • 4th: $TBD
  • 5th-6th: $TBD

Teams

Invited

Evil Geniuses: Arteezy, Suma1L, s4, Cr1t-, Fly, Coach: BuLba

Fnatic: EternaLEnVy, Abed, UNiVeRsE, DJ, pieliedie, Coach: Aui_2000

OpTic Gaming: Pajkatt, CCnC, 33, zai, ppd

paiN Gaming: hFn, w33, tavo, KINGRD, Duster, Coach: MiSeRy

VGJ.Storm: YawaR, Resolut1on, Sneyking, MSS, SVG, Coach: Clairvoyance

BTS Summer Cup Winner

Let's Do It: Exotic_Deer, Nisha, Patos, kacor, eL lisasH

Format

Group Stage

  • Bo2 Round Robin
  • Top two teams advance to the Upper Bracket of Playoffs.
  • Bottom four teams advance to the Lower Bracket of Playoffs.

Playoffs

  • Double Elimination
  • All games except Grand Finals are Bo3.
  • Grand Finals is Bo5

Schedule

Day 1 (Wednesday July 25)

ID Team vs Team Result Cntdwn (PDT) EDT GMT CEST SGT AEST Frmt
G1 vs 9:00 12:00 16:00 18:00 0:00 2:00 Bo2
G2 vs LDI 11:30 14:30 18:30 20:30 2:30 4:30 Bo2
G3 vs LDI 14:00 17:00 21:00 23:00 5:00 7:00 Bo2
G4 vs 16:30 19:30 23:30 1:30 7:30 9:30 Bo2
G4 vs 19:00 22:00 2:00 4:00 10:00 12:00 Bo2

Day 2 (Thursday July 26)

ID Team vs Team Result Cntdwn (PDT) EDT GMT CEST SGT AEST Frmt
G6 vs LDI 9:00 12:00 16:00 18:00 0:00 2:00 Bo2
G7 vs 11:30 14:30 18:30 20:30 2:30 4:30 Bo2
G8 vs 14:00 17:00 21:00 23:00 5:00 7:00 Bo2
G9 vs 16:30 19:30 23:30 1:30 7:30 9:30 Bo2
G10 vs 19:00 22:00 2:00 4:00 10:00 12:00 Bo2

Day 3 (Friday July 27)

ID Team vs Team Result Cntdwn (PDT) EDT GMT CEST SGT AEST Frmt
G11 LDI vs 9:00 12:00 16:00 18:00 0:00 2:00 Bo2
G12 LDI vs 11:30 14:30 18:30 20:30 2:30 4:30 Bo2
G13 vs 14:00 17:00 21:00 23:00 5:00 7:00 Bo2
G14 vs 16:30 19:30 23:30 1:30 7:30 9:30 Bo2
G15 vs 19:00 22:00 2:00 4:00 10:00 12:00 Bo2

Tiebreakers may be played at the end of day 3 if necessary.

Day 4 (Saturday July 28)

  ID  Team vs Team Result Cntdwn (PDT) EDT GMT CEST SGT AEST Frmt
L1-1 3/4 Seed vs 5/6 Seed 9:00 12:00 16:00 18:00 0:00 2:00 Bo3
L1-2 3/4 Seed vs 5/6 Seed 12:30 15:30 19:30 21:30 3:30 5:30 Bo3
WF 1st Seed vs 2nd Seed 16:00 19:00 23:00 1:00 7:00 9:00 Bo3
L2 L1-1 Winner vs L1-2 Winner 19:30 22:30 2:30 4:30 10:30 12:30 Bo3

Day 5 (Sunday July 29)

ID Team vs Team Result Cntdwn (PDT) EDT GMT CEST SGT AEST Frmt
LF WF Loser vs L2 Winner 9:00 12:00 16:00 18:00 0:00 2:00 Bo3
GF WF Winner vs LF Winner 13:00 16:00 20:00 22:00 4:00 6:00 Bo5

Countdown times are in PDT. All times are subject to change based on the length of matches and delays.

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It's me Xyclopz, Regarding the leaking drama

Posted: 24 Jul 2018 10:05 AM PDT

Hello there

It's Xyclopz here.

After 48 hours of sadness, finally I manage to pick myself up and speak.

First of all, I would like to apologize everybody involved in this, Valve and artifact people, people who's waiting for this wonderful game and also my supporters that I have let you all down.

It was pure foolishness that I've never done it before in my career. It was an ego that covered my eyes and I just wanna feel like .. being someone special getting to play and brag it out.

After the fog of idiocy had fade away, All that left, was the consequences of my action.

My heart melted down and I am gladly accept the punishment which is the revocation of my presence in beta.

This statement was made to ask you guys for forgiveness and it was also made to free my soul. I was locked down with my own guilt in the past two days but my life still have to move on.

At first, I planned to walk away from the internet silently but I realized that I have to stay with this feelings for years so I decided to step up and face the truth.

Guys I'm really sorry that I have made you feel bad in any possible way. It was me to blamed. All about me.

Please look at it as a lesson. Before you're going to post anything online, please .. think about this case. I've learned this lesson in the hardest way possible.

I hope my smile will be back soon so I can make you guys smile again.

Thank you for your time.

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Dota 2 Update - MAIN CLIENT - July 24, 2018

Posted: 24 Jul 2018 10:53 AM PDT

A new patch has been dispatched for the main client. More info will be edited in as I analyze the patch.

Analysis Status: On-Going

Immortal 3

  • Probably not. We just got Cache II.

Meepo Announcer Pack

Patch Size: 112.0 MB (with Tools)

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Meepo Announcer Pack

Posted: 24 Jul 2018 10:55 AM PDT

Pangolier is the only hero, who can communicate with IO

Posted: 23 Jul 2018 11:33 PM PDT

During ult he says "beep beep", which is IO language.

Treasure 3 please

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Gee I do that all the time

Posted: 24 Jul 2018 07:16 AM PDT

You Sniper picking monsters

Posted: 24 Jul 2018 08:42 AM PDT

Do you remember...

Posted: 23 Jul 2018 05:56 PM PDT

Why is Kunkka combo so reliable vs Spectre

Posted: 23 Jul 2018 08:44 PM PDT

When you X Spectre, you know where to expect her.

I don't care about treasure III im just here for shitposts

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Without release of Immortal Treasure III we are becoming woke. We are finally started asking questions. Valve had it coming and now they have it. We need answers.

Posted: 24 Jul 2018 02:44 AM PDT

Apparently the South African servers are running at 330+ ping. SirBelvedere, higels, Wykrhm, whomever it may concern.

Posted: 24 Jul 2018 06:45 AM PDT

Title.

No one will notice an OP didn't ask for Treason 3 or some shit.

EDIT: Ladies and gents, Higels responded:

A faulty component was being replaced, but they replaced the one that was not faulty by mistake. Should be back for the time being, though we'll need to fix this properly later during your night time.

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Dota 2 - TI8 Battle Pass Mobile Application Design

Posted: 24 Jul 2018 03:06 AM PDT

Dota 2 - TI8 Battle Pass Mobile Application Design

Dota 2 TI8 Battle Pass Mobile Application Design

View the complete design presentation:

https://imgur.com/gallery/ikSVvDq

A couple of weeks ago, I've came through a thread on reddit where the community asked Valve for a dedicated Battle Pass application to perform basic operations from their mobile devices rather than in-game, e.g. Pro Circuit Predictions, Compendium TI8 Predictions & Weekly Arcana Votes.

I've designed the a concept of Dota 2 mobile application, where the users will be able to perform the following functions:

  1. LOGIN: Login screen using the steam account
  2. STEAM GUARD: Revamped the current Steam guard popup/screen
  3. PROFILE: Users will be able to see their in-game profile on their mobile devices, including the profile name, MMR medal, including the recent activity record and last few matches they've played. And the featured heroes. This screen will allow users to edit their profile information as well
  4. MATCH DETAILS: Tapping on their recent match will take them to this screen, showing them all the players, heroes and their KDA and net worth respectively

Above part can be valid throughout the whole year. And a left swipe from the profile/home screen will take the users to Battle Pass Home with the following screens:

  1. BATTLE PASS HOME: It will show the current BP level, remaining wagering, Pro Circuit Predictions, TI8 Compendium Predictions & Weekly Arcana Vote and a call-to-action button "Purchase Levels" to let users level up directly from their mobile devices (Valve would love this feature)
  2. TI8 Compendium Predictions: Will allow users to select or update TI8 predictions for Teams, Heroes, Players & Tournament.
  3. Weekly Arcana Vote: Interactive User Interface to cast your weekly vote for the next Arcana (Intentionally selected Rubick)
  4. Pro Circuit Predictions: This screen will be updated throughout the tournament from Group Stages to Final Play-offs so we could get maximum out of our prediction tokens

https://imgur.com/gallery/ikSVvDq

Comments & Critiques are always welcome. :)

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Icefrog please nerf Lech

Posted: 24 Jul 2018 06:53 AM PDT

This hero is total bullshit. First he uses his Q and you and you cant fucking move, then he ults and suddenly your entire team is dying. And dont even get me started on the fact that his W affects buildings. Its completely broken

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Why does Lifestealer always win against Ember?

Posted: 23 Jul 2018 07:50 PM PDT

because no chains can hold him

treasure 3 pls

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Why is Sand King unable to kill Weaver

Posted: 24 Jul 2018 09:15 AM PDT

Idk release Treasure 3 Valve ty

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Hi Valve. Remember when you deleted my guild with over 600 members? Please bring it back. Thanks!

Posted: 24 Jul 2018 08:55 AM PDT

Is it worth investing time in Dota2 now ?

Posted: 24 Jul 2018 04:48 AM PDT

I played league since 2012 and stop playing. I am trying other competitive games like cs go and stuff but Mobas is my type of game, is it worth investing my time in learning a new moba ? Edit: Thank you for all your answers, i will give it a try with a friend of mine !

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MSS: “I think one of our team’s strengths is the fact that we can usually figure out the stuff that the top teams in the tournament do to win games very quickly and try to adapt and imitate them”

Posted: 24 Jul 2018 07:58 AM PDT

Justice for Lycan

Posted: 23 Jul 2018 07:45 PM PDT

If you really think about it, the workshop artists are the real MVP.

Posted: 24 Jul 2018 02:02 AM PDT

Just think about it for yourself. Valve had all of 60+ days to make 5 immortals with a 100 million USD budget and all they could manage was to make them look like tidehunter puked on a beach after drinking too much seaweed rum. Without these freaking amazing cache II sets being available on the workshop as of 4 days ago, we wouldn't have a dogs chance of surpassing the last prize pool.

It's like the Government bailing out the greedy bankers at wall street during the recession. Anytime the BP goes to shit valve simply digs deep into the treasure trove of freely available sets and pulls out 5 or 10 and makes a few million dollars.

Kudos to all the dedicated workshop artists, I sincerely hope you guys see a decent paycheck for your effort in bailing out valve's 2018 shitshow of a battlepass.

Edit:Nowhere in my post have I said they get paid less. I hope they get paid tons. But there is video evidence of artists saying they haven't been paid very well for past sets. The video again has nothing to do with the cache and I have not stated anywhere that cache artists are paid less.

https://youtu.be/AwoACUYzYu0?t=40m38s

I specifically only mention that they bailed out valve and I hope they get remunerated very well for their work.

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The easiest step to becoming a higher skilled player is to pick PA and trade her with a teammate.

Posted: 24 Jul 2018 07:15 AM PDT

Higher skill players are more likely to do Mortred swapping than lower skilled players.

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Looking to get out of this mess...

Posted: 24 Jul 2018 12:34 AM PDT

How do I get out of the 2k bracket jailtime? I think I am supposed to be at 6k mmr. I never make mistakes and somehow I lose. I have been carrying my team with safelane bountyhunter for the past 60 games and lost 40 of them.

I would really appreciate your support and any suggestions about my gameplay.

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Refresher does not refresh Cataclysm when you press in quick succession. I use Cataclysm BEFORE Refresher yet it is still on cooldown. Combat log for proof. But just try it yourself if you don't believe me. Very easy to replicate.

Posted: 24 Jul 2018 04:38 AM PDT

I did this in a real game (video with combat log proof) -
https://streamable.com/xt2fg
After the game I replicated it just as easily - https://streamable.com/xozk4

And to the individuals out there who will come downvote and comment that it is not possible to cast that fast or you must be using a macro, it is actually very easy to double tap a key and press another and in this case quite common to cast in the same game tick. If this is hard for you to do then your hotkeys must be really inefficient or you are just really bad at pressing keys. I repeat, it is VERY easy to do this, this is a totally legitimate problem.

If you are also saying that I did not let sunstrike cast (it has 0.05s cast time), then you are wrong as that is not how command processing works. Command processing does all the actions you input in the order you input it. And if you are saying that my Refresher interrupted my cast (which I already disproved on one level), then why did the Cataclysm cast anyway? So that is wrong on 2 levels. Also, the combat log lists when the cast is complete, not started, so that's 3 levels of being wrong. If you say that there is a delay instead of a cast, that is also wrong as one, that is not the case, and two, then my sunstrike wouldn't be on cooldown after I refreshed if that was the case. What could be the problem, however, is a delay in the application of the cooldown, or for some other reason the input maybe reversing.

This is clearly a bug. I am literally pressing TT then 3 in that exact order (self-cast Sunstrike then Refresher hotkey). Do it yourself, it's so easy to replicate.

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Reminder that WK aghanim's with Undying lvl 25 is still bugged

Posted: 24 Jul 2018 01:10 AM PDT

When you choose the reincarnation talent with undying on lvl 25 and have a wraith king with aghanims on your team the reincarnation won't prog but still goes on cooldown.

Volvo pls fix.

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If MK transforms into a tree on top of a tree then....

Posted: 23 Jul 2018 06:33 PM PDT

Cutting the bottom tree should not stun MK, instead the top tree should fall on the enemy who cut the bottom tree and stun him instead for 4 seconds. Its basic woodcutting 101.

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So I made this Rubick figure... One of my favorite heros of all time so I had the urge to sculpt it again. The first Rubick was sculpted nearly 3 years ago, around the time when I was first learning how to sculpt.

Posted: 23 Jul 2018 12:04 PM PDT

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