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World of Warcraft - Murloc Monday - ask your questions here!

Murloc Monday - ask your questions here!

Posted: 18 Dec 2017 02:08 AM PST

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Erections and Depths of World of Warcraft Playable Characters (NSFW)

Posted: 18 Dec 2017 09:47 AM PST

TL;DR:

There are a few tables showing the size of erections and vaginal depths of the playable character races in World of Warcraft based upon a few variables within the real world.

Summary

Hi, so I'm Leggerless. If you recognize this name... I feel sorry for you already and you should what to expect in reading this.

I... got bored. Really bored. So I decided to pull out some mathematical equations, fire up an Excel sheet, and got to work on solving this problem (which I haven't seen solved just yet, despite the oh so many).

This will be split into two sections. The first section covers erections and the second section covers vaginal depths. Hope you can go all the way through!

The heights used for the models in the tables below are taken from the post-Legion changes to the in-game models. This is important to note.

Erections

In this section, we know that the average height for males is 69.7 inches and the average male erection is 5.1 inches (not 5.5); this is used for the base of our calculations.

While penis height doesn't directly correlate to height, it provides an "acceptable" measure for the human males. Races such as the Tauren and Orcs, I used the humanoid measurements for because I don't believe the dimorphism significant enough to affect measurements.

With that in mind, Table 2 shows the percent erection size to height ratio in a percentage for humans, and Table 1 shows the variables involved in calculating the percentages.

Table 1: Predetermined/Assumed Variables (Erections)

Variable Measurement (in)
Avg Height Man 69.7
Aroused Male 5.1

Table 2: Erection Percentages

Human Male %
Erection Percentage 7.32%

With this information we can construct the following two tables. Table 3 shows the erection sizes for all of the male characters and Table 4 shows the erection sizes for all the female characters--were they to be trans, futa, or FtM.

Table 3: Male Character Erection Sizes (English/Metric)

Character Height (in) Erection (in) Height (cm) Erection (cm)
Blood elf 74.00 5.41 187.96 13.75
Draenei 90.00 6.59 228.60 16.73
Dwarf 56.00 4.10 142.24 10.41
Forsaken 74.00 5.41 187.96 13.75
Gnome 41.00 3.00 104.14 7.62
Goblin 44.00 3.22 111.76 8.18
Human 72.00 5.27 182.88 13.38
Night elf 86.00 6.29 218.44 15.98
Orc 83.00 6.07 210.82 15.43
Pandaren 86.00 6.29 218.44 15.98
Tauren 106.00 7.76 269.24 19.70
Troll 100.00 7.32 254.00 18.59
Worgen 97.00 7.10 246.38 18.03

Table 4: Female (FtM) Character Erection Sizes (English/Metric)

Character Height (in) Erection (in) Height (cm) Erection (cm)
Blood elf 70.00 5.12 177.80 13.01
Draenei 84.00 6.15 213.36 15.61
Dwarf 54.00 3.95 137.16 10.04
Forsaken 68.00 4.98 172.72 12.64
Gnome 40.00 2.93 101.60 7.43
Goblin 49.00 3.59 124.46 9.11
Human 69.00 5.05 175.26 12.82
Night elf 82.00 6.00 208.28 15.24
Orc 73.00 5.34 185.42 13.57
Pandaren 78.00 5.71 198.12 14.50
Tauren 97.00 7.10 246.38 18.03
Troll 85.00 6.22 215.90 15.80
Worgen 85.00 6.22 215.90 15.80

Vaginal Depths

In this section, the average female height is 64.6 inches and there's three states of the vagina I'm considering: unaroused, aroused, and stretched (with speculum). I'm also considering a MtF transformation and its depth as well, which is approximately 10 to 12 centimeters. The average male height of 69.7 inches is used for MtF measurements. The specific term used for MtF is called the "Denovillier's fascia."

Please note that there really isn't a great scientific basis behind a lot of this; it is an assumed correlation between height of the person and depth of the vagina in question. There's multiple factors involved, which are not assumed in the examples below.

First we insert our values and figure out the percent length of the vaginal depth compared to the height of the average real world person; the results are in Table 6 below. Table 5 is a reference of the variables going into the problem.

Table 5: Vaginal Predetermined/Assumed Variables

Variable Measurement (in)
Avg Height Wo 64.6
Avg Height Man 69.7
Unaroused Wo 2.95
Aroused Wo 3.90
Stretched Wo 4.50
Denonvillier's fascia (MtF) 4.50

Table 6: Vaginal Percentages

Variable Percentage (%)
Unaroused 4.57%
Aroused 6.04%
Stretched 6.97%
MtF % 6.46%

With these percentage values in hand, we can now figure out the Depths of WoW. These will be show in the next three tables; the first two are inches and centimeter version of the females, while the third is a MtF conversion of the male characters.

A few notes while reading the tables. The "Stretched" column is the depth with a speculum inserted. The MtF depth is the length from the opening along the rectovaginal septum until you reach the peritoneal reflection (Douglas pouch). Now for the tables (7-9)!

Table 7: Female Vaginal Depths (inches)

Character Height (in) Unaroused (in) Aroused (in) Stretched (in)
Blood elf 70.00 3.20 4.23 4.88
Draenei 84.00 3.84 5.07 5.85
Dwarf 54.00 2.47 3.26 3.76
Forsaken 68.00 3.11 4.11 4.74
Gnome 40.00 1.83 2.41 2.79
Goblin 49.00 2.24 2.96 3.41
Human 69.00 3.15 4.17 4.81
Night elf 82.00 3.74 4.95 5.71
Orc 73.00 3.33 4.41 5.09
Pandaren 78.00 3.56 4.71 5.43
Tauren 97.00 4.43 5.86 6.76
Troll 85.00 3.88 5.13 5.92
Worgen 85.00 3.88 5.13 5.92

Table 8: Female Vaginal Depths (centimeters)

Character Height (cm) Unaroused (cm) Aroused (cm) Stretched (cm)
Blood elf 177.80 8.12 10.73 12.39
Draenei 213.36 9.74 12.88 14.86
Dwarf 137.16 6.26 8.28 9.55
Forsaken 172.72 7.89 10.43 12.03
Gnome 101.60 4.64 6.13 7.08
Goblin 124.46 5.68 7.51 8.67
Human 175.26 8.00 10.58 12.21
Night elf 208.28 9.51 12.57 14.51
Orc 185.42 8.47 11.19 12.92
Pandaren 198.12 9.05 11.96 13.80
Tauren 246.38 11.25 14.87 17.16
Troll 215.90 9.86 13.03 15.04
Worgen 215.90 9.86 13.03 15.04

Table 9: Male to Female (MtF) Vaginal Depths

Character Height (in) Height (cm) Depth (in) Depth (cm)
Blood elf 74.00 187.96 4.78 12.14
Draenei 90.00 228.60 5.81 14.76
Dwarf 56.00 142.24 3.62 9.18
Forsaken 74.00 187.96 4.78 12.14
Gnome 41.00 104.14 2.65 6.72
Goblin 44.00 111.76 2.84 7.22
Human 72.00 182.88 4.65 11.81
Night elf 86.00 218.44 5.55 14.10
Orc 83.00 210.82 5.36 13.61
Pandaren 86.00 218.44 5.55 14.10
Tauren 106.00 269.24 6.84 17.38
Troll 100.00 254.00 6.46 16.40
Worgen 97.00 246.38 6.26 15.91

Interestingly enough, if you compare the sizes of the erections to the sizes of the vaginal depths, you'll find the average vaginal depth is actually smaller than the average erection length.

Guess that's why they say bigger isn't always better.

Sources

In case you thought this was a pure shitpost and nothing more, it actually isn't. Here is a wide variety of sources I used in the creation of this post.

Source 1 - Lehmiller

Source 2 - Anne Lawrence

Source 3 - Halls MD {1}

Source 4 - Halls MD {2}

Source 5 - WoW Wiki Height Chart(s)

Source 6 - Medical News

Source 7 - Penis Sizes

Thank you for reading this. Now you have a frame of reference if you ever see a NSFW image of some of your playable World of Warcraft races!

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Affliction rotation so easy, a child could do it.

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Method releasing Argus Mythic Killvideo at 6:30pm GMT

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Would you eat them from a lock? An undead warlock in a frock?

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I knew I should have destroyed that ugly gnome

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Blizz, now that casters have their new idles, can hunters soon be able to idle-pose like their NPC counterparts like this?

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Telsa Mount Planner updated!

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Hello all!

 

I have recently updated the Telsa Mount Planner to have video guides for all of the first 6 steps. I'm debating whether to do a video for Pandaria as that is ridiculously huge but we'll see. Hopefully you'll find them useful, I'm definitely not what you'd call a pro youtuber so please don't laugh too much at the production quality :) enjoy!!

 

So I'm now considering the next step and would appreciate any suggestions from you guys! I have always wanted to add battle pets but the blizzard API didn't really allow for that, but with the recent updates to the API I'm going to have another look into that!

 

Pillar

Telsa Productions

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Arms Warrior hidden appearance quest "Secrets of the Axes" confirmed bugged on NA realms. I submitted a ticket and this was the GM response.

Posted: 18 Dec 2017 09:00 AM PST

Survival Hunter And What Needs To Be Done

Posted: 18 Dec 2017 04:46 AM PST

Mondiria here from quel'thalas, a regular Joe who came back to wow after taking a huge break from Wod's implementation and then came back for the beginning of legion. Since the start of legion I had limited time and money due to college and limited living expenses, so in that time I could generally only really afford to level one character through legion before having to take another break, The class/spec I chose was survival hunter due to its unique class fantasy and seemingly interesting mechanics.

So let me break down what survival hunter is, after at least 400 hours on this dumb spec I feel like I can explain what makes it sub optimal for higher mythic's and raiding in general.

First of all lets cover what Strengths survival hunter actually has, Its first key strength being its mobility.

Harpoon Harpoon is a 30 CD, targeted ability that hurls a harpoon at your opponent and roots them for 3 seconds whilst dragging you towards them at a rapid pace.

This is honestly the most streamlined and fun ability of the spec allowing for great engage and re-engage, Its also important to note that upon killing an enemy or assisting in the death of an enemy its cool down is entirely refreshed, Nothing to complain or change here, just a really solid ability that allows for incredibly fun and useful mobility that shines in short and punchy fights.

Aspect Of The Cheetah Aspect of the cheetah is a solid 3 seconds of 90% increased movement speed followed by 9 seconds of 30% movement speed.

A baseline aspect for all hunter specs but this one shines for a melee class as it means being kited in either pvp or mythics is generally not really a worry, also helps for higher keys as standing in one place for too long generally means death.

So viewing these 2 ability's makes survival generally pretty mobile in short punchy encounters but as you may have guessed the further encounter goes on the worse your mobility gets, and if these 2 spells are ever off CD, which they often tend to be you can easily feel stranded and stuck in a bad situation, I don't feel as if they need a buff or a changed as generally infinite mobility is often compounded with a downfall, such as inferior ability's or a weakness in the classes base hp pool.

Now that we've covered the first part of what makes survival not entirely terrible, lets go onto what makes it somewhat decent at Aoe encounters.

Butchery Butchery is an aoe spell that deals damage within an 8 yrd radius around the caster and is on a 12 second cooldown with a 3 charge system (affected by haste). Butchery is like whirlwind on steroids and its 3 charge system is actually justified due to a certain trait inside our artifact weapon "Hell-carver" Which increases damage done by carve/butchery by 17% per target hit by that spell, meaning 5 targets being hit is a flat 85% damage increase in that one instance, often in most mythics you'll generally be pulling at least 4-5 enemies depending on the level of key meaning that within the 5-8 key range, your ability to dispatch mob packs is pretty damn good.

Caltrops How many classes have an aoe Dot 70% slow that keeps in place for 10 seconds and continues to apply a dot that entire time, not many, or none at all. The damage is actually incredibly strong over a set time and can be perpetually applied with 89% up time excluding the 12 seconds cd meaning the debuff it applies is a 6 seconds dot and the placement for how long the trap stays is 10 seconds so ultimately whilst it isn't a 100% uptime on the actual spell, the slow and dot it applies will always be up assuming you place it the moment it comes of cd. This pairs amazingly with butchery and is great for keeping mob packs in place and dealing large amounts of controlling damage.

Explosive Trap Explosive trap is sort of a filler spell but not really, I mean like a lot of survival is filler spells that add up to a decent rotation but this one is generally not great, by that I mean its a 30 second cd aoe spell that deals initial damage then applies a fairly decent dot, sort of boring, but something of note is that with the legendary "Unseen Predator's Cloak" any enemy hit by explosive trap will apply a debuff that increases your crit chance by 10% when attacking that specific target, What this means is you want to try and keep it applied as much as often but generally explosive trap is sort of cd filler used when off cd for a boost in single target, or more specifically aoe encounters.

Its important to note that both caltrops and butchery are both talent choices which means if you want somewhat decent damage in an aoe window you have to take this which greatly decreases talent choices as these 2 are must takes which means some of the alternitive talents such as serpent sting or steel trap (2 incredibly strong single targets) cant be taken as they clutter the rotation too much or dont offer as much as flat out damage or versatility for aoe situations, If you see a survival hunter with carve, then they dont even deal damage, its like healing the target its honestly that bad.

So Whats Actually Wrong With This Spec

Ever heard the expression balancing too many plates at once, yeah that. By that I mean theres too much input for too little output, you dont get back what you put in, if you want to maximise full dps for single target you have to: Harpoon target>Apply lacerate>Apply caltrops> apply explosive trap> attack twice with mongoose strike> attack twice with raptor strike to genreate way of the mok'nathal stacks> flanking strike> another mongoose bite> aspect of the eagle> raptorstrike> Mongoose bite till mongoose window down> refresh all dots (yes all of them)> refresh all mok'natahl stacks> repeat.

All without over capping energy and saving enough of your limited energy to maintain flanking strike(50 energy) and mok'natahl tactics which requires using raptor strike(25 energy) all whilst only having 100 energy to do so, and the best part, even playing to a tee, timing every burst window, refreshing all dots and maintaining mok stacks it still doesn't matter because your damage output ramps so little comparative to anything else.

If you've played feral prior to its 20% across the board damage buff then it sort of feels like that, maintaing and sustaining bleeds and stacks for medium damage that gets out shined by any other melee class.

So how do you fix what cant be fixed, well for starters, remove raptor strike completely and tie way of the mok'nathal into either flanking strike or an alternative ability. Maybe every time a trap ticks for damage gain a 1% stacking attack power buff till it caps at its current level of 12%.

secondly, Slightly increase the damage scaling of mongoose strike, not the ramp it gets but the actual base damage of the spell, this would allow us to compete by actually having somewhat decent damage at six stacks and not just average damage.

Lastly, make the talent "Mortal Wounds" baseline and replace the talent for something else more potent, The talent makes lacerate have a 2% chance to generate a mongoose strike stack every time it deals damage, which is incredibly potent as a passive but shouldnt take up space as a talent, especially considering lacerate is literally just a dot with nothing else, an incredibly strong one but still it should have an effect to smooth out the mongoose fury window.

I realise that this guide/fix me pls blizz, might be poorly formatted and my suggestions might some dumb or overpowered in hindsight, But I made this with the intention of sparking community interest and other possible suggestions that arent just flat damage buffs, the spec isn't bad its just really clunky and too high maintenance to pull of flawlessly all the time and even if you do the output is so not worth the effort.

TLDR

All survival needs is a few pruning changes and talents made baseline, along with raptor strikes removal to make for a much more enjoyable, consistent and fun spec.

With love, one of the last few remaining survivors of a dying spec.

Edit To clarify I dont hate survival hunter, its more or less all I play, This assessment doesn't come from a place of hatred but a place of love, I adore the class fantasy, I love The great sound design of a six stack mongoose bite or the great crunch sound of flanking strike, I made my suggestions out of What I thought could be correct, this doesn't mean its right just my simple opinion that should be taken with a grain of salt.

Edit 2 Seriously didn't expect this to hit front page, Its kind of incredible how much input you guys have on my personal dumb meme spec, Thank you so much for taking your time to put some explanations of your own views on it, truly means the world and helps me affirm my own ideals of "Not-much Survival hunter"

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During some downtime before Heroic Argus I put my [Ornate Spyglass] to use at the Seat of the Pantheon.

Posted: 18 Dec 2017 03:04 PM PST

Do people genuinely want leveling to be slower?

Posted: 18 Dec 2017 08:33 AM PST

I can't really tell if people really want leveling to be slower. Intuitively, wouldn't you leveling to be as fast as possible so that you can experience the current content? I've played the PTR and I thought the scaling changes were absolutely amazing. Being able to go back to Westfall/Duskwood instead of having to slog through EPL/WPL is awesome. That being said, leveling now takes about 20-30% longer than before, even with heirlooms. Why do people want leveling to be slower? Can't they just take off their heirlooms and go ironman? Why do they need to affect the leveling experience of all players, both new and returning?

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Blizzard please stop this.

Posted: 18 Dec 2017 01:12 PM PST

I logged out during a bg last night, and logged back in this morning to pleasantly find this glitch. Blood, with my unholy pet. I'll take this forever pls.

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